I finds an ice cream place! Is really goods!!

Except for, I eats a lot of too much reallies fast and den my head is hurting.

But den it goes away, so I eats some more!

... but den my head hurts again.

Okay, like, what tuh fuh guys?

I was stuck in that stupid library, and I finally get out, and now you guys are all EXTERMINATE! END OF LINE! I DROPPED IT IN THE WATER AND THE CHALK ALL RAN! RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!

Hey, did I miss the dance?

Right. I want you all to know I've read through your archives and demand that all this nonsense stop immediately. It's much too silly! Cease and desist at once.

Don't know what things are coming to these days, when metal bands can open rifts at the drop of a hat... We don't allow this sort of thing in Her Majesty's Army, let me tell you!

I can'ts play guitars with the greenslady making all the noises!

If alls you don'ts kill her, I do it myselfs.

To Dethklok, the Supreme One, and... anyone else attacking the base who I am not aware of. I hate this place. This is Captain James T. Kirk of the Federation Starship Enterprise, I desire a peaceful solution to the present... situation. There doesn't have to be any further loss of life! We can discuss this like reasonable beings! We can find out ( Read more... )

Dethklok.

You will die.

Who: EVERYONE
What/Where/When: DETHPLOT DETHPLOTTT. AKA, THE METALOLCALYPSE, AKA THE RITR. Directly following the dance.
Warnings: BRUTAL VIOLENCE. GO FORTH AND DIE ( Read more... )